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"He locked away the Necronomicon with a shudder of disgust, but the room still reeked with an unholy and unidentifiable stench." After a lot of research into the Necronomicon, we are able to offer you Wilbur Whateley's distinctive aftershave. When you walk into a room, strong men will cringe, women will stare, dogs will howl and wallpaper will peel off in strips. Try new, improved
Madness rides the star-wind... claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses... dripping death astride a bacchanale of bats from night-black ruins of buried temples of Belial...and we've distilled it all down to a foolproof alchemical formula that will give you the ultimate exfoliation experience. Doctor Muñoz presents
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TESTIMONIALS FROM CUSTOMERS:
Silent and sparkling, bright and baleful, those moon-cursed waters hurried I knew not whither; whilst from the embowered banks white lotos-blossoms fluttered one by one in the opiate night-wind and dropped despairingly into the stream, swirling away horribly under the arched, carven bridge, and staring back with the sinister resignation of calm, dead faces.This page has been accessed times since March 22, 2004. No one is sure why.